Happy New Year!

I wish you all the happiest 2015.

May your queries never be accidentally Cartesian.

May your DBCC CHECKDB always come back without inconsistencies or errors.

May none of your databases ever be marked suspect.

May both your budget and your salary increase.

May the next packaged product that your company installs come with a database that is properly normalized, with the correct indexes, and following all best practices.

May your monitoring tools never generate false positives.

May your new SAN contain nothing but solid state drives.

Have a wonderful new year!

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